Funny thoughts (5)

#Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? 

~If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? 

~What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? 

~If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half? 

~Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? 

~When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

~Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

~If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

~In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? 

~Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 

~Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 

~Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?