# In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
- How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
- If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
- If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
- What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
- If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
- Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
- Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
- If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
- If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
- What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
- On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
- If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
- What do you call male ballerinas?
- How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
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