“The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.”
—Polish Proverb
“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.”
—Ben Bergor
“Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
—Garry Trudeau
“Have no fear of perfection–you’ll never reach it.”
—Salvador Dali
“I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.”
—Jim Morrison
“I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”
—Gilda Radner
“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”
“People like you are the reason people like me take pills!”
—Neva Faith Linn
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
—Unknown
“Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.”
—Loelia, Duchess of Westminster
—Polish Proverb
“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.”
—Ben Bergor
“Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.”
—Garry Trudeau
“Have no fear of perfection–you’ll never reach it.”
—Salvador Dali
“I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.”
—Jim Morrison
“I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”
—Gilda Radner
“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”
“People like you are the reason people like me take pills!”
—Neva Faith Linn
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
—Unknown
“Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.”
—Loelia, Duchess of Westminster
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