“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
—Mae West
“I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”
—Oscar Wilde
“Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.”
—Groucho Marx
“Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!”
—Unknown
“Our childhood is what we spend the rest of our lives overcoming.”
—Amy Bennett
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
—Oscar Wilde
“A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.”
—Stephen Fry
“A hard man is good to find.”
—Mae West
“Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.”
—Dick Gregory
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”
—H.L. Mencken
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