“Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter.”
—James T. Adams
“You can’t say civilization isn’t advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.”
—Will Rogers
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
—Ashleigh Brilliant
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men.”
—Joseph Conrad
“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
—Charlotte Whittond
“It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
—Unknown
“The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.”
—Unknown
“Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.”
—Unknown
“After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.”
—Unknown
—James T. Adams
“You can’t say civilization isn’t advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.”
—Will Rogers
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
—Ashleigh Brilliant
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men.”
—Joseph Conrad
“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
—Charlotte Whittond
“It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
—Unknown
“The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.”
—Unknown
“Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.”
—Unknown
“After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.”
—Unknown
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