Best quotes and quotations (17)

“Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.”
—Unknown

“It’s better to leave while staying is welcomes than to stay while leaving is welcomed.”
—Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
—Phyllis Diller

“Isn’t it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re leaving?”
—Unknown

“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.”
—Proverbs 10:26

“The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.”
—Unknown

“One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it’s holding a parking ticket.”
—Unknown

“The young always have the same problem–how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this problem by defying their parents and copying one another.”
—Quentin Crisp

“When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.”
—Molly McGee

“You know you’re in love when you take the longer way to class even if it means going up two extra stair cases just to see his face.”
—Unknown