Best quotes and quotations (18)

“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.”
—Unknown

“He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.”
—Unknown

“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.”
—Sam Ewing

“A thoughtful kid is one who leaves enough gas in the tank for you to get to the filling station.”
—Unknown

“In my day, we couldn’t afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.”
—Bill Flavin

“A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.”
—Unknown

“Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.”
—Unknown

“If you think something small can’t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.”
—Unknown

“Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?”
—Nipsey Russel

“A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.”
—Unknown